ARIES (Mar. 21- April 20)
Aries: Constantly bugging the cook, "Is it time to eat yet?"
TAURUS (Apr. 21 - May 21)
Taurus: Indulges in pre-dinner snack foods and naps in front of the TV. Always having to be told to get fingers out of whatever the cook is making but always ready to be a taster.
GEMINI (May 22 - June 21)
Gemini: Engages in intellectual conversations with the older relatives until they become cranky with confusion.
CANCER (June 22 - July 22)
Cancer: Hovers around the guests making sure everyone's tea glasses are filled.
LEO (July 23 - Aug. 22)
Leo: Takes any chance to tell everyone it's their prized recipe they're eating.
VIRGO (Aug. 23 - Sept. 23)
Virgo: Constantly giving the cook advice. Attempts to rearrange the kitchen for better efficiency at least 8 times even though it is not THEIR kitchen.
LIBRA (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)
Libra: Mediates ancient family arguments.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Scorpio: Makes visceral comments about the appearances of the food in an effort to gross everyone out and stares morosely at hated relatives.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)
Sagittarius: Argues with other relatives over whether the TV is to be used for football or video games.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)
Capricorn: Tries to come up with the most efficient way to engineer the turkey, from basting to carving.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)
Aquarius: Stays in room channel-surfing until it's time for dinner.
PISCES (Feb. 20 - Mar. 20)
Pisces: Sleeps all day and wonders upon awaking why the whole family is in the house and what's with all the food?